That being said, if the spirit of the holiday has you looking to turn up some extra heat in celebration, then by all means, explore the shit out of that. If you and your person can't be physically together this V-day, no worries. Sex toy brands like We-Vibe and Satisfyer have apps that pair with their vibrators and sex toys. When you download it to your phone, you can control the pressure, speed pulses, etc. This is especially perfect if you want to sexify V-day because, with consent from you, it also lets your partner control your toy from their phone too. This means that regardless of if you and your partner are social distancing or 10, miles away from each other, your partner can join you during your masturbating session to make a super sexy V-day present.
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Worry not, because Metro. Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking of you. Hearts and roses and kisses galore, What the hell is all of that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer, It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade, For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
Does the special man in your life know how much he means to you? Remember, the best thing to hold onto in life is each other. As an editor, author, and longtime archivist of literary treasures, Caroline has over 30 years of experience in the social expression industry. Her childhood love of words led her to complete a B.